Idiot of the West - Chapter 4

Rodney: Um… (Blushes) Howdy, m-ma’am…

Belle: Why hello there, stranger. What’s your name?

Rodney: I’m uh… Rodney Jay… and May I say how uh say how beautiful you are?

Belle: (blushes) Oh why thank you, Rodney…

Rodney: Do you uh like comedy?

Belle: I love comedy! I would love a guy who would make me laugh!

[Rodney smiles and rushes to the Robert and tells him to play a wacky song and Rodney rushes to the stage and does his greatest comedic stunt until Isaac returned to the saloon]

Isaac: What in Sam Hill is going on!?

[Rodney slips to a plank and hits himself to it and falls off the stage and into Isaac]
Rodney: Oh uh howdy partner… uh oh….!

Isaac: You! (grabs Rodney by the throat) I thought I ran you out of town!

Rodney: I don’t remember any of that…

Isaac: Allow me to jog your memory! (attempts to throw Rodney off the saloon again)

Belle: Hey you big jerk… I reckon you should leave him alone!

Isaac: All right then… darling. Men, grab her! (Isaac’s men grabs Belle)

Rodney: Hey you leave her alone! (gets off of Isaac and hits his foot with head)

[Thomas and Bessie hit Isaac’s men with tumbleweed and set Belle free and Rodney grabs a plank of wood on the ground]

Rodney: Hey Isaac how you like it if you were kicked out of the saloon? (whacks Isaac and his men out of the saloon)

[After Rodney kicked Isaac out, Isaac gets mad and yells at his men]

Isaac: Arggh! That idiot got that one for free but that’s the last straw! Tomorrow we will own this stupid hick town or my name’s not ISAAC KILLSWORTH!!

Rodney: Hey Belle, are you all right?

Belle: Why yes I am, thanks to you, Rodney, you’re a hero! (Kisses Rodney on the cheek)

Rodney: A hero? (blushes and smiles) Well, shucks! I couldn’t done it without my friends! (hugs his friends)

Charles: Free drinks for everyone!

[Everyone cheered for Rodney and shares the root beer to everyone and the Metro Honeys starts out the party music]