1x07 - Mindless Talent

Rodney: Hey, Trevor! What up?
Trevor: I don't know, bro… there's like nothing to do.
Rodney: Eh, oh well, I guess we could—huh? What's this paper on my face?
Trevor: "Mindless talent show… today!"
Rodney: Really!? Oh, we are so there!
Trevor: Let's do this!
[fades to black; theme song plays]
Edward: [hums while in the shower]
[phone rings; turns faucent off]
Edward: Hello?
Kiara: Hi, is this Edward?
Edward: Yes…
Kiara: I was wondering, since you're so handsome, that you would go for a date?
Edward: Well, I would love to!
Kiara: Great! Meet me at Le Kapow, tonight!
Edward: Oh, I'll be there…[chuckles]
[fades to black]
Rodney: So, what can we do in the show that's awesome?
Trevor: Um... explosive?
Rodney: Nah... we need something that's new, fresh, and edgy.
Trevor: But where can we get it from?
Rodney: Heloise!
Trevor: Who?
Rodney: You'll see, bro.
[wipes to next scene]
[door bangs]
Heloise: Rodney...
Rodney: What's up? Me and Trevor here were wondering if you had anything that is destructive.
Heloise: No! [closes door]
Trevor: Well, that didn't work.
Rodney: We'll check at the blarg station.
Trevor: Where's that at?
Rodney: It's in the Solana Galaxy, dude. To Edward's collection of ships!
Trevor: Yes!
[wipes to next scene]
Trevor: I don't know, dude, if Edward knows we're here, he'll kill us.
Edward: What are you morons doing?
Rodney: Edward... what's does it look like we're doing?
Edward: I don't care anyway. I have a date tonight, so later.
Rodney: Man, Edward's so lucky. Anyway, we have got to the station!
Trevor: [gasps] The talent show starts in 50 minutes!
Rodney: We have got to hurry!
[shp soars to the sky; fades to black; Ed vs Ed short: Star Wars plays, cuts to black]
Edward: Well, this must be her house!
[rings doorbell]
Edward: Well, hello... huh!?
Kiara: Hi!
Edward: [blushs] Uh... hi.
Kiara: Ready?
Edward: Sure!
[wipes to next scene]
Trevor: This place is awesome! So many weapons all in the same place!
Rodney: Darn it! I can't find anything in this place! Next stop, Kalebo III!
Trevor: And that place is where?
Rodney: Gadgetron HQ!
[wipes to next scene]
Rodney: Now where can I find the perfect tool of mindless destruction?
Trevor: [screams] Run, dude!
[lasers shooting]
Rodney: Huh? [screams] What did you do?
Trevor: Oh nothing, just got the biggest and powerful suits!
Rodney: Suits!? That's it! What are they?
Trevor: [reading the label] RYNO VI Protosuit!
Rodney: Perfect! Quick, put on the suits!
[police get closer]
Rodney: Ready...
Trevor: ...Aim...
Both: ...Fire!
[missiles blast robot police]
Trevor: Yes!
Rodney: Oh man! We only have 15 minutes left 'til the show! Let's go!
[wipes to next scene]
Edward: Isn't this night lovely?
Kiara: It sure is.
[phone rings]
Edward: Just a sec... hello?
Rodney: Edward, do you have the time?
Edward: 10 'til 8, why?
Rodney: No reason, bye.
Kiara: Who was that?
Edward: Oh... wrong number.
Trevor: What'd he say?
Rodney: 5 minutes!
[both scream]
Announcer: ...and the winner of the mindless talent show is...
[boom]
Announcer: These two!
[crowd cheers]
Trevor: Right on!
Rodney: Yes!
[wipes to next scene]
Kiara: I had a great time tonight.
Edward: Yep, and the best is yet to come.
[both kiss; Rodney flys in]
Rodney: Edward, I won!
Edward: That's great, Rodney... that's just great.
[fades to black; end credits]