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1x03 - Rodney Goes Commando

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Edward: Uh, Rodney, What are you watching?
Rodney: Dictator Channel, why?
Edward: Never mind…
Announcer: We'll be back with more of "Being a Dictator" right after this. Do you want to be a dictator?
Rodney: Yeah!
Announcer: Then come on down to Dictatorsville's Commando School now!
Rodney: Yes, Sargent TV, Sir! [zips]
Edward: Rodney? Hey, a note.
Rodney [reading the note]: "Edward, I'm off to Dictatorsville, Rodney!"
Edward: Finally, a break! I'll call Kick!
[fades to black, theme song plays]
Rodney: Well, this must be the place!
Lieutenant Ken: Halt, citizen. You dare come into my Commando school?
Rodney [nervously]: Yes, sir?
Lieutenant Ken: Well then, welcome to Dictator academy, Rodney! I'm Lieutenant Ken Shepard, and I'm
here to teach you how to lead a war!
Rodney: Um… what happened to your hand?
Lieutenant Ken: You don't wanna know.
Rodney: Ok…
Lieutenant Ken: Now… get to your quarters! NOW!
Rodney [quickly]: Yes, Lieutenant, sir. Oh boy, I'm so gonna be a leader!
[fades to black]
Edward: Where is he?
[door knocks]
Kick: Somebody called a daredevil?
Edward: Kick, my man, what up?
Kick: What you got there?
Edward: My skyboards… they're really awesome!
Kick: Really, now?
Edward: Oh yeah! Wanna take her for a spin?
Kick: Let's rock!
Rodney: So what's up?
[grumbles]
Rodney: All right, then…
Lieutenant Ken: All right, maggots, it's time I break your weak souls and make you Dictators!
Rodney: Yes!
Lieutenant Ken: Silence! Now, a Dictator must always have an army! Henderson, front and center!
Rodney: Yes, sir!
Lieutenant Ken: Where's your army?
Rodney: Army? Whoops, must've slipped my mind!
Lieutenant Ken: What?
Rodney: Augh! Why are you choking me?
Lieutenant Ken: You don't have an army! How can you lead without an army?
Rodney: I don't know… whoa… oof!
Lieutenant Ken: Seize him!
Rodney: Uh oh!
[cuts to black; Ed vs Ed short Blitzkreig plays; cuts to black]
Kick: These boards are awesome!
Gunther: I know, right?
Edward: Doesn't get any better than this!
[phone rings]
Edward: Hello?
Rodney: Edward, help me!
Edward: What is it, Rodney?
Rodney: Lieutenant Ken Shepard and his army are trying to kill me!
Edward: Ken Shepard? He's an old friend of mine. Why would he kill you?
Rodney: I don't have an army!
Edward: Oh you have an army! I'll be there ASAP! Come on, guys, we have to save Rodney!
Rodney: [gasps]
Lieutenant Ken: Now we got you!
Edward: Yo, Ken! Hands off Rodney!
Rodney: Edward!
Lieutenant Ken: Edward? He's my old friend!
Edward: Yeah… why you're killing Rodney? He has an army!
Lieutenant Ken: Who?
Kick: Us!
Lieutenant Ken: How did you…?
Gunther: We whoop their butts!
Rodney: Nice!
Edward: Let's go home!
Rodney: Wait! Well, Ken? Did I pass?
Lieutenant Ken: Yes…  you're now an official Dictator!
Rodney: YES! Ok, now we can go!
[a few days later]
Rodney: I'm so glad I got my new license!
Edward: That's great, Rodney, but do have to keep wearing the suit?
Rodney: What? I love being in charge and they got me a tank!
Edward: Wait, what!?
Kick: Thanks for letting us ride your tank, Rodney!
Rodney: Wait for me!
Edward: Oy! When will they learn?
[fades in black, end credits]
The Edward & Rodney Show - 1x03 - Rodney Goes Commando
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I like the pure randomness with the whole "Dictator channel"! I also like the little apperance you gave to Ken Shepard! You might want to add a disclaimer so that it doesn't looks like you didn't steal mk45x's character. You should also keep trying to describe how the character arrive in other settings like maybe showing the setting when it fades to black. Also, since Kick is in this, try adding his "dramatizations" and maybe how he looks like when her hears something awesome Ex. Edward: My skateboards...They're really awesome! Kick: *Pauses for a minute then eyes start to show fire* Let's rock! Whenever you add Kick to your episodes, always try to keep the whole "awesome ratio" at its best. Worse case scenarios work too!