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Edward: Ah... what a wonderful morning!
[phone rings]
Edward: Hello?
Owner: Hi ya, hero.
Edward: Can I help you?
Owner: Yes! I need you to make a delivery to Gadgetron... 100 crates of weapons.
Edward: Ok, I'll do it.
Owner: Come right away!
[at Gadgetron HQ]
Edward: Where are the weapons?
Dysart: Hi Edward.
Owner: Right there!
Edward: Wow! That's alot of weapons, and hi Dysart.
Owner: You betcha! Now get to it!
Edward: All by myself!?!
Dysart: Relax Edward, I'm here to help too.
Edward: Well that's good to know.
Owner: What are you two doing still standing here, get to it!
Edward & Dysart: Yes, sir!
[two hours later]
Edward: (grunts) Ugh! I didn't know these dangerous weapons can be so hard to put in this truck.
Owner: Easy there, Edward, they'll explode if you drop them.
Dysart: Say what now?
Edward: (pants) Ha! A rolling cart. All right, it's loaded.
Owner: Fantastic! I better see those in Gadgetron HQ by tomorrow!
Edward: Got it, Boss!
[fades to black; theme song plays]
Edward: Well, I guess I have to leave this truck by tomorrow.
Dysart: See ya tomorrow Ed.
Edward: See ya D, and thanks for the help, Hey Rodney!
Rodney: What's up?
Edward: Just got some destructive weapons.
Rodney: Awesome!
Edward: Wait a sec, Rodney! You ain't touching this truck!
Rodney: Oh, come on!
Edward: Forget it, Rodney! If you used these weapons, you'll kill the town!
Rodney: Fine!
Trevor: [in walkie-talkie] Edward!
Edward: Yeah, Trevor?
Trevor: Can you come to the Academy? We need your help!
Edward: On my way! Rodney, don't touch anything!
Rodney: [laughs evilly]
[fades to black]
Pampelmoose: So Troublemeyer, where's you and Eric Needlez's weapon hmm?
[Edward comes bursting in]
Edward: Right here sir, They left it at my house.
Eric: Yeah, we did. [laughs nervously]
Announcer: Breaking news! Some 12 year-old psychotic preteen is using highly destructive weapons across Downtown Ottawa!
Edward: Rodney! Come on guys, ya'll are gonna help me stop Rodney!
Trevor: Yes!
Eric: Let's do it!
Rodney: [laughs wildly]
Edward: Rodney!
Rodney: Huh? Edward, this… isn't what… it looks like!
Edward: Oh really? It's look like you're destroying the city!
Trevor: Can I have that weapon, dude?
Edward and Eric: No!
Rodney: [deep voice] Well, forget it! This city's good as dead!
Edward: Oh boy!
[cuts to black; Ed vs Ed short: flip out mirror plays; fades to black]
Eric: So what can we do to stop him?
Edward: Two-shoes!
Eric: Who?
Edward: You'll see!
[phone rings]
Jimmy: Hello?
Edward: Jimmy, we need your help! Rodney's gone nuts, oh and bring Dysart too while your at.
Eric: Who?
Trevor: And he's destroying the town!
Jimmy: Me, Dysart, and Beezy are on our way, How can we help?
Dysart: And why am I here?
Edward: That was fast! Distract Rodney, while I get the weapon!
Beezy: Hey, Rodney! [babbles]
Edward: Gotcha, what the...
Rodeny: [Deep voice] You didn't actually think it would be that easy did you?
Edward: Whoa!
[Rodney throws off Edward]
Dysart: Well, that didn't work.
Trevor: We need another idea.
Eric: Wait, what's he doing?
[Dysart jumps on Rondey]
Rodney: [Deep voice] Get off me!
Dysart: If you say so.
[Dysart jumps off Rodney while holding the weapon]
Rodney: [normal voice] Huh? Edward? What happened?
Edward: You destroyed half the city. But don't worry, your alright though.
Rodney: Oh man really, I'm sorry man.
Edward: Just don't bother anything else I bring home, okay?
Dysart: Here, keep it out of reach.
[The next day]
Edward: Here they are, boss!
Owner: Fantastic! Where's Rodney?
Edward: He's on his way to work.
Rodney: Oy! I hate this job.
[fades to black; end credits]
The End
[phone rings]
Edward: Hello?
Owner: Hi ya, hero.
Edward: Can I help you?
Owner: Yes! I need you to make a delivery to Gadgetron... 100 crates of weapons.
Edward: Ok, I'll do it.
Owner: Come right away!
[at Gadgetron HQ]
Edward: Where are the weapons?
Dysart: Hi Edward.
Owner: Right there!
Edward: Wow! That's alot of weapons, and hi Dysart.
Owner: You betcha! Now get to it!
Edward: All by myself!?!
Dysart: Relax Edward, I'm here to help too.
Edward: Well that's good to know.
Owner: What are you two doing still standing here, get to it!
Edward & Dysart: Yes, sir!
[two hours later]
Edward: (grunts) Ugh! I didn't know these dangerous weapons can be so hard to put in this truck.
Owner: Easy there, Edward, they'll explode if you drop them.
Dysart: Say what now?
Edward: (pants) Ha! A rolling cart. All right, it's loaded.
Owner: Fantastic! I better see those in Gadgetron HQ by tomorrow!
Edward: Got it, Boss!
[fades to black; theme song plays]
Edward: Well, I guess I have to leave this truck by tomorrow.
Dysart: See ya tomorrow Ed.
Edward: See ya D, and thanks for the help, Hey Rodney!
Rodney: What's up?
Edward: Just got some destructive weapons.
Rodney: Awesome!
Edward: Wait a sec, Rodney! You ain't touching this truck!
Rodney: Oh, come on!
Edward: Forget it, Rodney! If you used these weapons, you'll kill the town!
Rodney: Fine!
Trevor: [in walkie-talkie] Edward!
Edward: Yeah, Trevor?
Trevor: Can you come to the Academy? We need your help!
Edward: On my way! Rodney, don't touch anything!
Rodney: [laughs evilly]
[fades to black]
Pampelmoose: So Troublemeyer, where's you and Eric Needlez's weapon hmm?
[Edward comes bursting in]
Edward: Right here sir, They left it at my house.
Eric: Yeah, we did. [laughs nervously]
Announcer: Breaking news! Some 12 year-old psychotic preteen is using highly destructive weapons across Downtown Ottawa!
Edward: Rodney! Come on guys, ya'll are gonna help me stop Rodney!
Trevor: Yes!
Eric: Let's do it!
Rodney: [laughs wildly]
Edward: Rodney!
Rodney: Huh? Edward, this… isn't what… it looks like!
Edward: Oh really? It's look like you're destroying the city!
Trevor: Can I have that weapon, dude?
Edward and Eric: No!
Rodney: [deep voice] Well, forget it! This city's good as dead!
Edward: Oh boy!
[cuts to black; Ed vs Ed short: flip out mirror plays; fades to black]
Eric: So what can we do to stop him?
Edward: Two-shoes!
Eric: Who?
Edward: You'll see!
[phone rings]
Jimmy: Hello?
Edward: Jimmy, we need your help! Rodney's gone nuts, oh and bring Dysart too while your at.
Eric: Who?
Trevor: And he's destroying the town!
Jimmy: Me, Dysart, and Beezy are on our way, How can we help?
Dysart: And why am I here?
Edward: That was fast! Distract Rodney, while I get the weapon!
Beezy: Hey, Rodney! [babbles]
Edward: Gotcha, what the...
Rodeny: [Deep voice] You didn't actually think it would be that easy did you?
Edward: Whoa!
[Rodney throws off Edward]
Dysart: Well, that didn't work.
Trevor: We need another idea.
Eric: Wait, what's he doing?
[Dysart jumps on Rondey]
Rodney: [Deep voice] Get off me!
Dysart: If you say so.
[Dysart jumps off Rodney while holding the weapon]
Rodney: [normal voice] Huh? Edward? What happened?
Edward: You destroyed half the city. But don't worry, your alright though.
Rodney: Oh man really, I'm sorry man.
Edward: Just don't bother anything else I bring home, okay?
Dysart: Here, keep it out of reach.
[The next day]
Edward: Here they are, boss!
Owner: Fantastic! Where's Rodney?
Edward: He's on his way to work.
Rodney: Oy! I hate this job.
[fades to black; end credits]
The End
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Overall Vision Originality Technique ImpactAgain, maybe just a bit more on the details. Try to be specific like maybe giving the owner a description like if he/she is skechty, trustworthy, etc. You can add a bit more on the voice like in the beginning. Ex. Owner: Hiya, hero! Edward: Uhh, can I help you? Owner: Why yes you can! I need you to make a delivery for Gadgetron.Can you deliver...100 crates of weapons? Edward: 100 creates?! Ugh, fine I'll do it...You can also work on adding some emphasis on some of the characters and instead maybe describe the setting a little. Other than that, another good episode!